Quotes

He's got the eyes of a peregrine falcon.

Describing The Plastic Surgeon batting.


Baileys!

as Jon inspected the medical facilities of the clubhouse


See Jon that's your problem
Olga

in response to Jon saying something like "I am not sure what is going on"


Might as well toss. I'm already tossing.

when being asked if he wanted to start throwing or sit down and catch some air


You don't leave food out for bears, and you don't leave pizza lying around when Quinn's around

Quinn had just eaten half a pizza that Jade accidentally dropped, when walking back from the house.


These aren't outfits, girls wear outfits. These are uniforms.

In response to a spectator that heckled, "Hey, those are nice outfits you've got."


That's called doing work, son

after a solid hit off of his brother-in-law Matt "The Staredown"


He's a good boy.
Scott Moriarty - Mike's Dad


Scuff my balls and marinate my meat

directed at Lonichiro as tensions flare between the two.


It's a two prong, bitch

While plugging in the third set of lights at the inaugural game, replying to hecklers.


Wait, let me grab the thing.

As the game roared to a start a mere 59 minutes past the official hard start, the Commish bounded off towards the clubhouse seeking the official "throw-out" zone, known from this point forward as "The Thing".