Where's Guap? Enquiring minds want to know.

The last two weeks in Wiffleville have been really quite exceptional in many ways. We had the first truly co-ed game on a very wet Sunday two weeks ago, and then last Sunday was our first foray into international territory with the Wiffle debut of the Damager from Dusseldorf. Jan "Lights out" Santana. A write up of both events is certainly in order, but the real question that everyone has been asking is: "Where is the Guap?" There have been rumors that he is taking a brief sabbatical after his little tantrum at Gap Bridge. Some said he was out of town on vacation, but I have heard from sources close to the troubled slugger that he has been doing a stint in the Wifflearium, the home for troubled Wifflers in Scarsdale, NY. His agent was offering no comments on the missing star's status but he did say, "Mike is in a happy place." When pressed by the commissioner to reveal whether or not Guap will be ready to host at the Friendly Confines this weekend, he did reveal that Guap's Greyhound pulls into Lincoln station at nine AM on saturday, and that the Friendly Confines will be ready to roll. He did pause to add that the tenants have pretty much trashed the place in the mighty slugger's absence but what's a little sheep poo among friends.
Start time on Saturday, 10:00 AM. Friendly Confines.
Stay tuned....