The Friendly Confines of DR® Field - Home Opener CANCELLED

Submitted by El Guapo on April 7, 2008 - 9:21pm.
May 18 2008 - 9:00am

It is with much regret that I have to announce the closing of the Friendly Confines. After a long and drawn out legal battle with our ruminant co-tenants it has been determined meat production takes precedent over our sacred game.

As retribution, I have decided we will sacrifice one of these lambs to the gods of wiffle during Wifftober Fest.

There will be no home opener, no plastic, no high-life, no glee, the Friendly Confines are no more.

Yours depressed,
Guapo

dark days.

Darkness warshed over the League, darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.