New Website Work Starts Today

Finally, the stimulus dollars have found their way to LowBall.

Most observers missed the small earmark that Senator Sanders slyly added at the 11th hour. Deeply dismayed by the lack of activity on the LowBall site over the winter months and seeing the resultant depressed voters, Sanders schemed up a way to ensure that the site would be rejuvenated.

Like most aspects of the stimulus, this earmark has been slow to make it way to the end user. Finally, with Wiffdependence looming in the near future, word has come from the Treasury that indeed the earmark is available for immediate usage. Hot Rod Beck will benefit directly, receiving no less than 3 40 oz. of High Life per 4 hour timeframe to fuel the redesign of LowBall Wiffle.

In opposition to typical public reaction, the nation has embraced this earmark and eagerly awaits a happy fun new site for LowBallers to dispense ample amounts of BS to the interneting world.

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