Hot Rod Spotted in Bristol, TN

LowBall doctors have been unusually tight lipped about the status of Hot Rod Beck following a late night trip to the ER. Reports have been confirmed that he suffered a significant laceration to the ring finger of his pitching hand. Confusion has swirled over the severity and the impact on his availability to throw in the big game fast approaching. Word started to spread that Hot Rod was in Bristol, TN on Monday and would be ripping up the local speedway. The LowBall snoops quickly ran off and arrived just in time to see HR claiming to have won the race. Many questioned if any race had ever taken place. However, HR can be seen in the above photo acting as if he did something of consequence. The over the hill pitcher was asked a few timely questions as he departed. When his ability to throw was questioned, all he said was, "I have a thumb and at least one finger, I don't see it as an issue."
- Hot Rod Beck's blog
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2 August 2007
1 year 21 weeks
i see no champagne, scantily clad women or miller/bud products. this trip to victory lane is dubious at best...though still quite stylish. i wonder if the Hot Rod's PR man is taking any new clients.
7 August 2007
38 weeks 5 days
I am with Claudio. The way I see it, with out the silicone giggles, it might as well be LowBall.